happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear mallory-teacher,
happy birthday to you!

now that the birthday stuff is out of the way, here's the real reason this webpage exists...

it's time to play the reasons mal should come home asap game!

actually it's a list. i made it up.
here it goes...

1. JENNA/LIZ/MALLORY THREE WAY

(a three way hug, you perves)

2. RUBY

3. 1506!!

4. MEET DOMINO'S FIRST REAL GF

5. DAVID

6. 2am BACCI'S STOP

7. PBC

8. FLAMIN' HOTS / SEDGWICK

9. CHILLIN' WITH ANDRE

10. IF YOU COME BACK, MAYBE MARGE WILL TOO!

11. HANGING OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS IS WAY BETTER THAN SKYPING WITH THEM.